Things i've said that haven't come out quite right... (and bad typos XP)
*mum's b/f driving car through a mountain place and suddenly the mist around turns a weird purpley colour* me: AHH WE'RE
BEING ADOPTED BY ALIENS!!!!!!
(i meant abducted.... my mum won't let me live it down)
*heather and mines convo about me marrying her and her sister*
heather:
ooh ooh you and em are wife and wife too
me:yes yes
heather:yes indeed
me:
but i cna't have a baby to you both it'dbe like incense X.x
(meant incest)
*talking about heather dream she had about having one tit* O.o
heather: I only had one tit!
me: O.O who had the other one?
heather: and i was running around showing people syaing "is this normal?!"
Me: lmao!! I STOLE IT! because i'm your personal pervert!!!
heather: 0-o I KNEW IT!!! you did???!! LOLLOLLOL
me: *gives it back* ^_^
heather; *puts it back on*
me: flasher XD
heather: *pop*
me: O_O!!
heather: wait it screws on ^-^ *screw screw screw*
me: *screws tit on* ....O.O >_< ....ewwwwwwww *washes mind*
heather: leave plenty of bubbles there!
me: if i leave water in it might freez.e. then i'll get brain freeze! but onyl smart people get brain freeze with means..
EINSTEIN WAS A PERVERT!!!
heather: YES IT MAKES SENSE!!!
me: Einstein molestered my unorn children
heather: wow that'd make a gerat childrens bedtime story.
*mine and heathers convo on msn. I had a a rash on my chest*
me: ahh it burns! *puts rock down top* much cooler... now i look like i have 3 tits!!! and it's bigger than mine wahhh!!!!
heather: awwww... I knew a woman who had 3 tits.
me: O_O;;;!!!! WHAT?
heather: she had it growing under her armpit.
Me: LMAO!!! AWWW!!!
heather: yeah imagine the bra fitting for that... you'd have to get a specially made bra
me: "can i have 2 32a's and a 38 double J" XP
heather: lol!!
me: wow it's like the plague but so much more kinkier!!
heather: lmao!!
*Mace came online to tell me goodbye because he's got OCD and can't talk to me anymore but it ended up more funny than
sad parting*
*just finished telling him about adrian*
mace: he's an ass dump him.
me: No i love him... he may be an ass but he's my ass!!! wait that came out wrong... i'm dating my ass?!!!!
mace: i'd screw that ass...
me: YOU WANA SCREW MY B/F?!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mace: LMAO XD NOO!!!!!
I'm going to a weeding! (meant wedding damned typos)
*in car driving along road* Goddammit why can't the counsil use money to put holes in the road!!!!
(i meant fill them)
Wearing spots makes me happy ^_^ (i meant wearing makeup)
Just squeeeze it hard and it'll be ok! (telling tenji to squeeze her blazer when alice was playing her horn but it
came out wrong.)
*convo with vincent*
Me: I always get sick i catch anything and everythong thats about
vince: ??!!!
Me: THING THING THING I MEANT THING!!!!
vince: sickness is nothing compared to pain
me: ....and thongs XP
*later convo*
me: heya! where ya been?
vince: trapped in the deepest darkest pit in the world
me: iraq?
vince: lol no.
me: GUESS WHAT! I GOT A B/F!
vince: a REAL ONE?! or online one?
me: a real one ^______________________^
vince: OMG THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!! i'm happy for you and i have to say this...
TOLD YOU SO BOH YA IN YOUR FACE!!!!
me: you're always right DAMN U!
(mine ands heathers convo.. on my pokemon colleciton XD yes it sad lmao)
Bexs: and loads of poke coins
heather: hehehe
Bexs: and those dicks you got in crisps
heather: !!!!!!!!! what?!! O_o
bexs: I MEANT DISKS!!!!! >_<